Smatch is a combination of the words "Smash" & "Match". "Smash" is a term used for getting laid or getting the butt cheeks and "Match" is a term using for going 50/50 for weed or chronic. If you would like to get high and have sex after this is the perfect word!
by Richie.B, Luis.P January 3, 2011
Get the Smatch mug.1. An ass-slapping motion.
2. The period in the Ottoman Empire when the flags were ripped down to be turned into dresses.
See also 38th parallel
2. The period in the Ottoman Empire when the flags were ripped down to be turned into dresses.
See also 38th parallel
by Tituba Don't Truck Wit No Consonants September 14, 2006
Get the Smatch mug.1)-A 'Smatchmo' is a disgusting being that uses it's own vomit as a weapon, like a spider, and then eats it's victom whole. A smatchmo will vomit at the site of anything abnormal such as bright colors or music.
2)-Dumb female security guard.
2)-Dumb female security guard.
by Natate Grande February 19, 2003
Get the Smatchmo mug.Destiny: I’m hanging off of the bed. I’m scared I’m gonna get snatched!!
Valerie: Sounds like you have snatchophobia!
Valerie: Sounds like you have snatchophobia!
by Appstategang October 8, 2018
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Someone who has deflated pools, tires and indoor furniture in their yard. These kids play in the garbage and drink puddle water for fun.
Someone who has deflated pools, tires and indoor furniture in their yard. These kids play in the garbage and drink puddle water for fun.
*Driving down the road.”
Kyle - “ hey, look at that smatchie by the dumpster!”
Brad - “look at that what? What’s a smatchie?”
Kyle - “a smatchie is a dirty little kid.”
Kyle - “ hey, look at that smatchie by the dumpster!”
Brad - “look at that what? What’s a smatchie?”
Kyle - “a smatchie is a dirty little kid.”
by poptartman780 October 6, 2023
Get the Smatchie mug.the best food known to man, consisting of skittles and nachos. invented by this really sick kid named maddie. im going to ask her out on friday wish me luck...
"oh, god. maddies so fucking cool. im gonna make her scatchos."
"would you like some scatchos, my dear?"
"would you like some scatchos, my dear?"
by deejaylovesmaddie October 29, 2009
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