smashwankered

Embarrassingly drunk/ caned/ inebriated.

I had a skin full last night. The wife told me to behave myself but I ended up completely smashwankered.

by McTavish May 9, 2024

smashcheeks

When you smash Butt cheeks of any kind with your penis.

Person 1: What did you do this weekend buddy?
Person 2: Oh it was straight smashcheeks all weekend for me buddy!
Person 1: Smashcheeks? Only you would come up with some dumb shit like that lol.
Person 2: Yeah buddy all you need is Penis n buttcheeks then smash them together real fucking good brother lol whatever floats your boat.

by FunnyLittleMan420 March 13, 2024

smashcheeks

When thou smashes thy Cheeks with thy Penis real good.

Fucking smashcheeks for me this weekend buddy!!

by FunnyLittleMan420 March 13, 2024

Smashface

Smash face is usually a guy who has a moustache, very skinny, and named travis.

Hey, look over there! It’s smashface with his oh idk.. girlfriend!

by Oldsmashface February 8, 2025