Smash and dash

When you only want to fuck and leave.

I met this girl last night but I only wanted to smash and dash because she cray cray

by Bennyboi0026 December 19, 2023

Smash-And-Dash

(Verb)
To have sex with an individual, and then after said intercourse, escape at the earliest convenience with/without the consent/knowledge of your partner.

The chicks fine, but I think she has Pica. Smash-And-Dash for sure bro!

by TheKingNick December 16, 2010

The smash and dash

The act of smashing " having intercourse " with a random, Giving the said random a cream pie, so the chances of pregnancy are high, giving them a fake name, and sneaking out early the next morning after the deed is done, to avoid any possible responsibility for your actions, because you're a lowlife piece of shit

Bro, last night I did the smash and dash, on the bitch I met at the bar last night, The best part is I gave her a fake name, now she's going to be a single mother, "bro that shit is hilarious "

by Harry ballsak August 21, 2018

Beaver dam smash and dash

When you dip out after fornication and take their kayak

Aiden did a beaver dam smash and dash on my cousin Paisley

by Beaver dam Department of Memes August 16, 2025

dash and smash

To leave your friends (four horsemen) for a made up excuse to smash girls

You dash and smash us again brah?

by ap1590 August 8, 2017

Stash and dash

I don't know why but sometimes a dealer will leave free weed in a secret location and his customers basically have to race to go get it and who ever gets it gets it

Yo the dealer just hit me on snap he said he dropped an 1/8 at the park you wanna go see if it's still there it's prolly that gas this is a stash and dash

by 420Bignigga May 27, 2018

Slash and Dash

When a knacker runs up to someone in a nightclub and slashes a permanent marker across their shirt before disappearing back into the crowd.

Joey: What the hell happened to your top?!
Ross: Some arsehole tried to slash and dash me while I was ordering a pint!

by rexbanner February 13, 2010