Starboard Crusader

The Best Team Fortress 2 Hat Of All

Person 1 ) Dude do you have the starboard crusader?
Person 2 ) Nah Mah, I have An UNUSUAL STARBOARD CRUSADER
Person 1 ) *dead

by Acchi April 8, 2018

Starboard

In the sport of crew (rowing) the side in a sweep racing shell on the left from the rowers perspective (or the right side from the perspective of the coxswain). Starboard oars generally are distinguished by a a green marking somewhere on them. Most of the time bow is starboard while port is stroke.

Starboard and bow bitch go hand In hand.

by Rower111 May 24, 2009

starboard both of em'

a term referring to both a starboard and port transducer pole which was created by a very stoopid riverboat captain named roger

hey showncy ya'll go on and fix the starboard both of em' and make sure you tape his ankles

by wickywicky pimmmmp October 24, 2008

klingons on the starboard bow

Expression used as a warning by person 1 when someone known mutually to 1 and 2, whom 2 does not wish to meet, comes into view. Don't Look Now, but ..., From a more literal usage in the original series of Star Trek.

Joe: I don't want to meet the Wirrals tonight, okay?
Mike (looking over Joe's shoulder): Umm ... Klingons on the starboard bow.
Joe: They're HERE?! Get me out of here.
Mike: Right this way ...,

by Fearman August 13, 2007

smart board

a board that is not very smart but still says smart board

Theaters usually have them

the smart board in the class room is not very smart

by fazeorangejuice1 January 20, 2021

smashboard

when someone types random letters without spaces to show excitement, shock, nervousness, anger, or other intence emotions. the smashboard can be used in a scentence, as a reply, or to caption a photo. (only used on the internet)

“my mom got me the shoes i’ve wanted for like six months!!
afkrkejebdkwjsk <— (smashboard) i’m so excited!!”

by ippapotamus May 5, 2018

Smartarded

Someone who is extremely Smart but does completely Stupid things.

Aiden just helped me study for my upcoming test, but he also just lit himself on fire to jump into a river, he is Smart, but also Retarded, Smartarded!

by HeyMyNameIsThis August 12, 2020