by xxi335 December 29, 2023
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Packets are usually women that will only fuck you if you have drugs or a washie.
To call someone a Smacket they have to be named Samantha, Sammy or Sam.
Smackets aren't human, they will lure you in with their good looks and ability to put drugs up their ass but be wary of their extremely manipulative, dishonest and toxic behaviour.
If you ever ask a Smacket how they ended up with that name they will lie and say "it's because boys like to smacket me. Hehehe" but you know it's really because she's dtf if you got a packet.
Never leave anything valuable around this type of creature since they are known to have sticky fingers
If you love living a stress free life, your freedom, being sane and having a good reputation then avoid all smackets like a plague because they live to ruin anything postive in your life.
Packets are usually women that will only fuck you if you have drugs or a washie.
To call someone a Smacket they have to be named Samantha, Sammy or Sam.
Smackets aren't human, they will lure you in with their good looks and ability to put drugs up their ass but be wary of their extremely manipulative, dishonest and toxic behaviour.
If you ever ask a Smacket how they ended up with that name they will lie and say "it's because boys like to smacket me. Hehehe" but you know it's really because she's dtf if you got a packet.
Never leave anything valuable around this type of creature since they are known to have sticky fingers
If you love living a stress free life, your freedom, being sane and having a good reputation then avoid all smackets like a plague because they live to ruin anything postive in your life.
"man did you hear what happened to Tom last night? He was over smacket causing drama outside his home so he went to stay at his family's for a couple days just for a break. Smacket then hunted him down and called him from every single payphone until she got to his family's place and proceeded to live in a bush outside while accusing him of cheating over txt."
" Oh woah, I didn't know she was in a relationship with Tom?! I literally saw her at Tim's place 2 nights ago franking out and begging to be put on a spit! she's something putrid! "
" Oh woah, I didn't know she was in a relationship with Tom?! I literally saw her at Tim's place 2 nights ago franking out and begging to be put on a spit! she's something putrid! "
by JewSoul July 20, 2024
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