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smackass

(v) to be extremely lazy, refraining from situations that involve energy such as physical activity and or body movement.
(n) one who refuses to do anything benificial with their time
Yo what are you doing man, you tryin to go to the Y?
Na man, i got shit to do. I gotta smackass from at least 12-4. Yeeeahhh
by getoffme January 18, 2005
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smackbabe

fucking cunt who wont tell me why s8en doesnt care
smackbabe is a poster at entensity forums
by mike August 18, 2003
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Smackball

A lazy heroin addict, one who does nothing except smack all day and is smacked out all the time without exception
Hey what's olde boy doing these days, you think he wants to go to the concert?
-what? him? he's a smackball, he never leaves the house or does anything except nod out-
by Comrade Plasternasty October 17, 2008
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smackastache

When you don't shave your grundle and ball sack for a couple months then do an activity so it is sweaty and smells like shit. Then you find a person repeatedly smack them in the face with your sack and rub your grundle all up on there face while getting a rusty trombone. When you are about to cum you turn and bust on there upper lip getting the pubes to become a facial mustache.
Josh C gave his dad a smackastache and pooped in it to match his hair color.
by TheDumptruckBandit April 19, 2009
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SACKBAGGER

A female who takes advantage of a male by dating him for the sake of getting presents of affection yet never has a true interest in him.

Sackbaggers avoid any intimate situations and never engage any physical contact beyond a simple kiss.

Occasionally Sackbaggers juggle and play several other males or two-time with a guy who treats her like crap.

Sackbagger victims will not listen to those who reveal facts that the sackbagger is playing them.

Sackbagger victims are referred to as Shmucks, Pussy Whipped, Sissyfied, Chumps, Dumbasses etc.
That girl is such a sackbagger! She has been dating my friend for a month. I told him that I've seen her making out with another guy at his party last week but he won't believe me. The Shmuck still buys her clothes and jewelry all the time.
by Francis7 October 19, 2010
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smacktagious

contagiously smackable, smacking, or good in taste
my lemonade is always smacktagious
by ty jerrious wesley May 14, 2018
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smackass

A combination smartass and jackass is a smackass
Phuong is a smackass.
by Leela H. August 14, 2005
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