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Cum smock

The shirt used to clean up semen after masturbation
Dude! Wash your cum smock
by Meatmaster78 January 1, 2017
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smock

a combination of the words "cock" and smoke" resulting in a verb in reference to the glorious act
"That one whore from Early American History smocks a mean dick!"
by xyourxworstxnightmarex February 1, 2005
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Smock

smock-ing, smock-ed

1. v. The act of ejaculating
2. v. Furiously dry-humping an unexpected or unwilling individual. See smock-time

3. v. Two European men kissing each other on the cheek in greeting
1. "I smocked your sister in the face." or "When i saw your mom i smocked myself."
2. "I just got smocked." or "I smocked you so hard you cried."

3. "European guys look gay when they smock."
by troxnor September 12, 2009
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angel smock

That is a n Angel Smock thought.
by Bad Kitty 401 May 5, 2016
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Pussy Smock

by KingofLakemoor January 1, 2020
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Smock

Gf: Smack my face with your cock
Me: You want a smock?

Gf: Yes, right on my forehead my love
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Smock blocked

When your cute waiter's crotch is blocked from view because they have a smock or apron covering that area.
I was trying to peep what my waiter was packing in his pants, but I got smock blocked.
by ThirstyLittleMoose October 21, 2020
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