Swumpkin

A swumpkin is the offspring of a Frankenstein swede and a pumpkin. It is about 3/8 pumpkin, 3/8 swede and 2/8 Frankenhuman.

"Hey. I'm a swumpkin!" said the pumpkin-swede-Frankenhuman baby.

by HappyHappyHipposHealHangovers March 22, 2011

Slumkin

a slut that is really into giving blumkins to random men.

Jane looked like she had chugged a chocolate shake after she gave the football team a Slumkin.

by jerky108 December 18, 2009

slumpington

The place one goes when slumped, where immediately after they are not conscious. Presumed to be a fictional location

Wow, last night during that fight I took that guy to slumpington!

by Joseppi Lucasio April 6, 2017

Skumpkin

A ugly, obese female. She is incredibly arrogant, and unintelligent.

Oh no, the skumpkin is gonna get me!

by MitchConnor666 February 18, 2018

Snumpkin

You sit down on the toilet, ready to receive your average, run-of-the-mill blumpkin. But wait, why are your arms so cold? You put on your Snuggie and call your bitch into the bathroom, proceeding to cover her body with the rest of the Snuggie. Dutch oven blumpkin, bitch.

Derp: "Duuude, my girlfriend gave me a snumpkin last night!"
Derpor: "No waaay, duuude, that's like a dutch oven blumpkin!"

by asmartshell January 2, 2012

Shlumpkin

When a girl is taking a dump while giving you oral sex.

oooo shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!- a Shlumpkin

by shlumpkin she blumpkin August 16, 2009

Sumpkin

Receiving Fellatio While Defecating Into a Cellar Sump Pump

Did you hear about Adams basement?
No, what about it?
That ugly bitch Rob brought to the party gave him a “Sumpkin” and it fucking reeks!

by Krzysiek6891 October 16, 2008