Slowking

The ultimate pokemon to ever exist. He can kick Mewtwo's ass anyday, screw you if you don't agree! Raaawrrr!! He has such an awesome hat/shell! And he has semi-clothes! That thing around his neck counts! HE'S NOT FUCKING HINDU!!

"I choose you Slowking!"
"Oh, it looks like your Mewtwo FUCKING SUCKS _____ <-insert loser's name here"

"I jack off to Slowking porn."

by Kooper113 August 28, 2004

slowskys

Two turtles who consist of Mr. Slowsky, and Mrs. Slowsky. They appear in the new and somewhat old Comcast internet connection commercials.

The slowskys love slow and steady.

by The Funky Chicken July 2, 2008

skowski

A Skowski is a man that plays with his man junk for days, or men that take it big time up the dummper hole and love to get it on with hot, steaming, hairy, sexy water buffalos, also pop chubbys when they shit on eachothers chest.

TEE-HEE

did u see those skowski's last night now there chests smell like straight up shit.

by T.Merrill January 4, 2010

Slowscion

A famous tiktoker with a remarkably slow car. Its believed that his scion tc makes under 50 hp.

A: "is that a scion tc?"
B: "yeah, i saw a similar car on slowscion's tiktok. Did you know they top out at 25mph?"

by 99CeliGT May 26, 2023

slawski

the act of finishing your magic load in the ear of your partner

i decided to slawski to her and she didnt call back

by sciacca March 20, 2014

Snowskid

A snowflake that is a skid.

Don't trust dan with your opinion on his "script," he's a snowskid.

by anonymous September 28, 2020

slowsky

(as a noun) I agree with you, I was wrong

He told me that Trump screwed over America. That slowsky.

by KenzoClassy August 20, 2021