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SlowPowerHoeing

Not Living Your Life To The Fullest/Having Sex For Cheap/Paying Some Weak Dude
"You know Eric be hoeing now?" "Whaaat?" "Yea but you know she still mess with Tyler so they not getting no where!" Yea girl she "SlowPowerHoeing" #SLOWPOWERHOEING
by EastOaklandRoy October 1, 2010
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Slowhibition

A rogue Monday night urban bike ride with alternating routes and varying destinations. Cycling at a typically moderate pace of 13-15 MPH. Founded by two riders simultaneously and separately. They soon began to refer to themselves as "B Team" and their founder (unbeknownst to them) has since then fought against "toad behavior" in all cycling. This group is routinely much larger than the original (Monday Night Prohibition Ride) having 20-40+++ riders on a weekly basis. They begin gathering at 8:00 PM Monday nights, think about leaving 15 minutes after Prohibition is LONG gone, and have an extended break for jackassery in the middle of their 15-30 mile route.
I got dropped from Prohibition last night, next week I'll rock Slowhibition.

Legend has it Fort Lauderdale's local eccentric bike builder and a science teacher started Slowhibition, but you'd never know it because he doesn't lead it, and she rarely attends.

Damn, I spent all day celebrating birthdays and debauchery, I'll have to find and ride Slowhibition tonight.
by TheDogAteHim November 13, 2013
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Vengeful Slophole

A well-trodden, sloppy and particularly menacing vagina.
I say, Dawn, I was expecting Sarah's clunge to be a tarty snapper but to my horror it turned out to be a vengeful slophole. Lucky to have made it out in one piece.
by Vote for Raoul March 23, 2019
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Slowpoke Rodriguez

Perhaps one of the greatest Looney Tunes characters of all time. He is well known as Speedy Gonzales' cousin from the country and also as "the slowest mouse of all Mexico".

Despite only two appearances, Slowpoke Rodriguez has generated a fan following for his never ending munchies, his favorite song "Cucaracha" (about smoking Marijuana), and his ability to hide a gun in his pants despite the fact that the gun is larger.
Ted's twenty minutes late, and high? We might as well call him Slowpoke Rodriguez.
by Notorious NATE April 12, 2010
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slowpoke

A Water/Psychic type Pokemon that evolves into Slowbro at level 37.
MMmmm... this is some mighty good Slowpoke tail
by ben-unit April 18, 2006
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Slowpoke Rodriguez

A very, very slow person.

Opposite Speedy Gonzalez.
Guy #1: Man, if he doesn't hurry it up we're gonna be late for the movie.

Guy #2: I know. (To Guy #3) Hurry up, Slowpoke Rodriguez!
by kmacolor October 6, 2008
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slowpolock

slang term used to describe polish american in the mid atlantic area of the united states who display an inability to think fast on the job. Most of them tend to fish as a hobby and do so often times instead of working.
Slowpolock wants us to bring it in the conference room. Slowpolock doesnt even know he is not supposed to sell those shares of stock like that.
by Peter Sheib December 15, 2012
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