Someone who is completely retarded (retardation meaning literally someone who is slow) and is also homosexual. Also used as just "slomo"
Kevin: ...and then i told her to screw off and slapped her ass but then this really cute guy came up and I slapped his ass too
Jenkins: dude that guy is such a slomosexual
Eliza: agreed
Jenkins: dude that guy is such a slomosexual
Eliza: agreed
by 8®00† October 21, 2010
Get the Slomosexual mug.1. A person who becomes sexually attracted to others who bought the Premium cable movie package and engages in an intimate relationship because they have SHOWTIME an a place to crash. The need to watch the weekly exclusive series overrides any innate sexual preference or drive to a given gender. This is often a temporal transformation that only lasts a few seasons or until the illegal cable hookup gets shut down.
2. In more general terms, a person or persons that may enter a relationship or cohabitate for the express purpose of sharing their cable subscription which gives them access to exclusive SHOWS, television series, or sporting events. This may include one or all of the following premium, basic or sport cable packages such as; Showtime, HBO, Cinemax, Starz, AMC, FX, etc...
2. In more general terms, a person or persons that may enter a relationship or cohabitate for the express purpose of sharing their cable subscription which gives them access to exclusive SHOWS, television series, or sporting events. This may include one or all of the following premium, basic or sport cable packages such as; Showtime, HBO, Cinemax, Starz, AMC, FX, etc...
Lincoln Park Chad: "Bro, she living with you now!? I thought she was a lesbian yo."
Lincoln Park Bro: "Yeah man, so did I. Turns out she's a total SHOWMOSEXUAL and she's broke as a joke. So I upgraded my cable to a Premier service for $150 a month to get that new Twin Peaks series, cuz she's way into that weird David Lynch shit. Next thing I know she's DTF and shacking up with me in my single bedroom studio. She's really good with fixing things around the apartment and we're both into lesbian porn too. So, you know, bonus there. Am I right?"
Lincoln Park Bro: "Yeah man, so did I. Turns out she's a total SHOWMOSEXUAL and she's broke as a joke. So I upgraded my cable to a Premier service for $150 a month to get that new Twin Peaks series, cuz she's way into that weird David Lynch shit. Next thing I know she's DTF and shacking up with me in my single bedroom studio. She's really good with fixing things around the apartment and we're both into lesbian porn too. So, you know, bonus there. Am I right?"
by Locum Rex January 18, 2017
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shes a total shlomosexual, everytime she hears him beat box she gets wetter than a fat chick's panties after eating chinese.
by j F-mont January 30, 2008
Get the shlomosexual mug.a person who looks like he/she is gay, but really they just act like it, so he/she can get with the opposite sex, cause they cant unless they say they are gay.
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Get the Scomosexual mug.Snomosexual: (n) A straight male who, when the holiday season rolls around, suddenly gets very concerned that his house will look jolly enough.
Characterized by a sudden interest in Tree Size, Light Arrangements, and blow up Reindeer.
Characterized by a sudden interest in Tree Size, Light Arrangements, and blow up Reindeer.
by MattFromPhilly December 17, 2008
Get the snowmosexual mug.Extremely lame adj. usually referring to a goat penis and or homosexual anal intercourse between a goat and a very hairy male homosapian on a mountain or platau in any region on the planet.
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by Anita Hawk January 11, 2008
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