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Sloucher

A sloucher is a person who sucks the insides of live or uncooked crustation out into their mouth (chewing it) and spits it back into the crustation. A sloucher repeats this motion until the insides of the crustation are somewhat liquified. Finally the person ingests the Slouche
there for deeming them a Sloucher.
Shawn says, "Hey guys, you want go to Red Lobster and go crab slouching"

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Hey shut the fuck up you fucking crab sloucher!
by Lance@assO.com September 3, 2005
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Slouche Bag

A sluttty douche bag. Applies to both men and women, but Ke$ha in particular.
Ke$ha ditched her friend at the party and acted like a complete slouche bag by dry humping every dude in the room.
by NotSage September 10, 2010
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Snouched

Snouched is when someone is licking out a woman and the person being licked out then sneezes and shits themselves onto the person who's licking them out
Alexandra was lying on the bed with her legs spread while Johnny was licking her out until she snouched all in johnnys hair
by Mac_69 June 21, 2016
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slouche bag

A term to call people who piss you off when you don't want to be offensive to women.
GAH! I hate that kid! He's such a total slouche bag!
by Tmunger November 25, 2007
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slouchebag

a cross between a d-bag and a slut
1: im gonna "have some fun" with ur bf
2: u slouchebag!!
by Mochrange June 12, 2010
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Slouche Bag

Combination of "Sleaze Bag" and "Douche Bag" that you say when furiously trying to describe someone you loathe and can't decide which term you want to use, so they come out at the same time.
So Becca, how'd your date go?" "Don't fuckin' get me started... he kept trying to get me to "try the long island iced tea" because "they make it really good here". He tipped the bartender to keep putting too much booze in my drinks. Then he offered to pay my cab fare on the condition that I was going back to his apartment. He was such a fucking... sl... d... slouche bag!
by Pretley Sanders August 27, 2010
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Slouchery

What's with all this slouchery at work?! We don't pay you to laze about!
by CooCoosNest August 29, 2011
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