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Slot Machine

It is where you shove an unwrapped roll of quarters in your partner's ass and

then have anal sex with them.
"Man, I just slot machined that hoe. She was shitting change fo weeks."
by DCexcel January 7, 2010
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Slot Machine

This is the act of when a persons dick is yanked downward and they shit all over the floor, similiar to a slot machine jackpot.
I had to get my shoes cleaned because I wasn't fast enough to avoid michaels slot machine
by DJJANGOFETT January 16, 2018
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Texas Chainsaw Slot Machine

You are just railing at a girl hardcore and then you decide to get crazy. You start off by loading a roll of quarters in the girls ass, then you put in some anal beads. Then you plant a foot on her ass. You rip them out and the quarters fly everywhere!
Dude, so me and my bros were in Vegas last weekend and we were just ripped! We found some hooker and she showed us the texas chainsaw slot machine! Let's just say we hit the jackpot!
by Mr. Chev April 16, 2008
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Slot Machine

Coined by 3 kids from University of Michigan, it is an object, or accessory, that can be used to smoke marijuana from. It is able to be filled up with smoke and "slotted" right into ones lungs (ie; a bowl, bong, pipe, or a handcrafted version of these smoking utensils)
On the way to the cafeteria...
-"yo man do you have a slot machine on you?"
-"Naw, but we can make one out of this empty soda can"
-"werd son"
by The Great RJC January 29, 2009
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Angry slot machine

When a girl pulls down on a guys dick as hard as she can like pulling down a slot machine lever.
Michelle and Stephanie pulled down my dick!!! Angry slot machine!!!
by Eldiablo November 30, 2013
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Solvmachine

To be retarded or fuck a carrot over midget porn.
He solvmachined yesterday
by S0lvi November 5, 2018
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Alabama Slot Machine

Noun; A large, exposed ass crack rising from the invariably obese buttocks of your local plumber, construction worker, or just every day fatty.
Individual #1: "Good lord, that guys got crack for miles. Someone buy him a belt."

Individual #2 "Indeed. A classic Alabama Slot Machine."
by H.P. Hovercraft August 15, 2011
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