slappingly

When things go as well as your thighs slapping a girl's ass cheeks.

Dinner went slappingly so I went home and fucked that bitch

by Freddi3 August 1, 2010

Star Shopping

a beautiful song made by lil peep. (rest in peace) it's also looking for the perfect boy or girl to date.
All of the stars have a reason, just like how everybody has a reason.

Kid 1: Hey are you hyped for high school?
Kid 2: Yea, imma go star shopping

by katisurdadddy March 1, 2019

Doctor Shopping

Unlawful means of procuring a controlled drug through perscriptions authorized by multiple doctors for treatment of the same affliction.

See RUSH LIMBAUGH

"Thanks to doctor shopping, I now have enough Viagra to stiff-cock a sperm whale!"

by Rollo & Biff May 16, 2006

Slapping the Sloth

Masturbating for an extended period of time with a slow, fluid motion of the entire arm, while using syrup (typically maple) as lubricant in order to ensure the process remains slow throughout climax. Proper technique stipulates motion beginning in the elbow, followed by the wrist and ending with a complete rotation of the shoulder. An instance of "slapping the sloth" or "sloth slapping" should never last under forty five minutes.

Tristan: Hey Jordan, tell Dyet that it's time for breakfast, I made pancakes

Jordan: I knocked on his door, he wont answer.

Tristan: The maple syrup is missing...

Jordan: That son of bitch. He is undoubtedly slapping the sloth again. Let's just eat without him or else we'll have to wait about an hour.

by Tra Trone January 6, 2013

curb shopping

Going around urban areas, picking up things people have placed outside their homes on the curb, meant for someone to take them or for the garbage trucks to collect them. Either in nice weather when many people are doing big spring cleanings, or on designated house-clearance dates posted by officials, on the curb in front of people's houses you will see bookcases, desks, large plastic toys, bikes, lawnmowers, and things of similar nature. During these times you will see families driving around with a rented trailer browsing through things and taking what they deem sellable.

Dude, look at that gypsy family curb shopping with their van. They are driving through the suburbs with 2 mph stopping traffic, and things are falling off the roof at every speed bump.

by HungarianExpat September 4, 2013

Slipping Into Entropy

A Batman/Joker Slash Fanfiction on livejournal by the authors Razothredfire and Loonylucifer. It is possibly the most incredible and amazing Joker/Batman fanfic out there. It is long but that just makes it better.

roomie 1: What is she doing on the computer? She has this big goofy grin plastered on her face.

roomie 2: Shes reading Slipping Into Entropy.

roomie 1: oh, the Batman/Joker fanfiction? *rolls eyes* fangirls...

Girl: *squee!* this is an amazing read so shut up!

by fangirl... ;) November 28, 2009

star shopping

another word for saying that you want to commit suicide

how have you been?:
not that i might go star shopping tonight 😞

by depression gang August 29, 2020