Sloppopotamus

Is a incredibly drunk person that turns into a retarded dinosaur raptor with there hands postured in front of there frail chest. These individuals are usually frail to begin with and once they get drunk they tend to fall face first down staircases.

Hey Nell’s do you think Kevin will turn into a sloppopotamus if he drinks the liquor tonight?

by John Unger January 3, 2019

Slopsophagus

When you throat fuck a girl and push the tip of your dick so deep it gets squeezed by her esophagus, giving the sensation of finding a brand new tight hole you never knew existed. In other words, slopsophagus is sloppy top and reaches into the esophagus.

“Damn bro, so I was getting some sloppy top from Becky last night, and she took it so deep I felt my dick get squeezed by her esophagus, it was that slopsophagus.

by ThroatGoat9000 October 13, 2020

Vengeful Slophole

A well-trodden, sloppy and particularly menacing vagina.

I say, Dawn, I was expecting Sarah's clunge to be a tarty snapper but to my horror it turned out to be a vengeful slophole. Lucky to have made it out in one piece.

by Vote for Raoul March 23, 2019

SLOPMOD

SLOPMOD: based on the Miltary term SOPMOD. A 'slopmod': is a one of a kind hand-made or modified air rifle or pistol that includes tactical elements or styling after modification--SLOPMOD. (2009 NightOpsTech)

What used to be called a "Custom" air rifle, if done by hand, at home could be now called a "SLOPMOD". (2009 NightOpsTech)

by NightOpsTech May 14, 2009

slophouse

a female whos excessive drinking results in absolutely no control over her body or gentleman she will engage in sexual relations with at any given time

sara is a gigantic slophouse

by Christopher Mathison March 1, 2005

Shopko

A department store like Walmart based in Wisconsin that charges more then Walmart. People often go to Shopko and shoplift, get caught, and get their story printed in the Kenosha News "Police Blotter" or Police Report section.

Did you see todays ShopKo story in Police Blotter?

by Jeremy Andrews April 17, 2004

Sloppopotamus

A cross between a slop tart and a hippopotamus

Deena is SUCH a sloppopotamus

by NewfieKane March 14, 2011