Slong

A slong is a warm friend you can snuggle up to.

Leah didn't have a giant plush dragon, so she went off to find her slong instead.

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slong

Mary was touching my gigantic slong last night, it was good.

by Shwag November 01, 2004

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A males penis which is long but skinny, the opposite of a chode.

Lisa: Sharon never had sex with Thomas! He has a slong!

Sharon: Well at least you don't have to have sex with Ashton, he has a chode.

by Hater of Emos July 05, 2014

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slong - short form for shenglong

Colloquial for fucking up and/or ugliness and boils

by Master Pain March 11, 2005

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That boy is such a huge slong.

by Kat & Greg October 20, 2003

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a name of a willy or wilge thought to b at a large lenght but it only describes your ego and its really no longer than 3"

"hay man have a look at my slong its huge"

"what the fk man it only 3" you fool"

by von goth June 07, 2007

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To move your hand up and down on your hard dick until jizz pours out.

Last night, I slonged all over the carpet. Mom got mad

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