Slouche

A slouche is a slutty douche. A slutty ignorant selfish person.

My first date went great until his two booty call girls showed up and offered him a threesome right in front of me! He left the date to be with them, what a slouche!

by KiefSand September 28, 2011

slonch

to get up to mischief.
to have a good time:
often involves climbing over fences and jumping into other peoples swimming pools, climbing over the fences at a festival, walking into a house party not entirely knowing anyone but still confidently handing out beers.

slonchers ... your top draw friends you slonch with

top slonch last night

by whitecoat&whitecoat June 10, 2019

slotch

to cut or slice something, usually in a gruesome way.

"that guy on the news totally got his arm slotched off by that saw."

"someone crazy guy in the groupchat was threatening to slotch off his kidneys?"

by averagehungarian June 24, 2022

trans slouch

The act of a transgender male curving his shoulders forward to try to disguise his chest, causing him to lose height and have a curved back.

Man, Daniel looks shorter..must be the trans slouch.

by ryukieroway November 8, 2014

slorche

The act of looking like you are doing absolutely nothing productive with your life

"Hey Kopcha, let's go to the gym"

"Nah, I'm just gonna slorche here and play call of duty today"

by King Slorche November 3, 2013

slouched

to be passed out in a seemingly uncomfortable position due to overindulgence in the use of alcohol or drugs

After consuming an entire handle of Jack Daniels and removing her shirt, Caroline passed out in the chair causing her friends to remark, "slouched."

by MSisdope5 August 20, 2010

slouchy

when something is lame or doesn't go the way you want it to, always used in a negative tone.

adwight "dude, i got bad news!"
andrea "what happened, bro?"
adwight "my party got cancelled!"
andrea "woooow....slouchy!"

nick "how'd you do on the test?"
alex "i totally failed!!!"
nick "daaaang....slouchy..."
alex "i know!"

by captainvivo December 20, 2009