slapshot

a move in which semen is whipped across a womens face. a man does the girl doggy style, spits on her back so she thinks he blew his load then taps her on the shoulder, when she turns around, the semen that he has ejaculated into his hand is slapeed across her face.

Daren nailed tina with a slapshot!!! she was pissed!

by The dude January 6, 2005

Indian Slapshot

The act of spitting on a woman's back while doing it doggy style to make her think you ejaculated, while simultaneously ejaculating in your hand, then tapping her on the shoulder and slapping it across her face when she turns around.

Guy1: Last night, I gave (female) an Indian Slapshot.

Guy2: Dude! How'd you get away with that?

Guy1: Well, she didn't see it coming.

Guy2: That was an awful pun...

by Quaq October 9, 2013

Slipshod

1)Boring, tedious, crap.

2)Exciting, fun, awesome.

That movie was so slipshod.

by BackToNormal July 1, 2004

Sloshout

wedding venue

Guy 1: Yo dude do you have your slokshot
Guy 2: No im participating in no slojshop Sloshout

by sloshout July 16, 2022

swamp slapshot

When you slap your penis hard against a girls vagina who has a bad yeast infection. It sounds similar to stepping knee deep in swamp mud.

Yo that biddy is totally sloppy, you can her that swamp slapshot from a mile away.

by office12 April 22, 2010

slipsnot

I concur, it seems to fit better and is much more accurate.

Me: Hey Mati, did you check out Slipsnot last night on tv?
Mati: no.
Me: Hah, neither did I.

by Wayne Noonan February 21, 2005

SlapShot

When a man slaps a woman with an erect or semi-erect penis.

Did you hear about Zach pulling a SlapShot on that drunk girl at that party, it was hilarious!

by ZStan June 14, 2010