Swindon

Toilet, a place to defacate.
Sewer.

Swindon? I shalt not venture their Antonio, for it is a shite-hole populated by the ill-bred and feeble minded.

William Shakespeare

by Roo August 5, 2003

Swindon

Origin of word is Old English - Swine-Don, or Pig-Hill,
which just about sums it up.

by Godless Heathen October 15, 2003

Swindon

A place populated by cool moshers and rivetheads.On the other hand, the ghetto areas are no go unless you own a trackie and a pair of nike.

"Swindon massive"
"Arrr you mosher scum!!!!"

by Rivethead November 12, 2006

swindon

Second worst town in the country. Highest teen pregnancy rate in europe. Chav filled or full of "moshers" with "issues".
Only place worse being Slough.

What's more confusing than fathers day in swindon?
Fathers day in Slough!

by Mooncradle June 14, 2007

swindon

location: SouthWest Wiltshire, England

a town which seems to mainly consist of "townies" (see: nike, pimpin, crew cut, bling, chav, pregnancy) and "metalheads", or "rockers (see: nirvana, hoody, piercings, tattoos).. both of which hate each other stupid, but have the same attitudes generally; *aggression is the key to life*. the music shops are alright, but apart from that, it's not a nice place. There seem to be nicer people there than salisbury and andover though.

*not written to cause offence*

i went to swindon yesterday.. a townie was getting ass kicked by a metalhead.. it was awful and i wished everything could be nice.

by Tom Reeves April 2, 2005

Slimdong Millionaire

A man of financial prowess whose pork sword is unusually thin.

Karen: Does Mr. Steinberg have a solution to this quarter's budget deficit?

Secretary: You expect such a task of a slimdong millionaire?

Karen: You're right, that slimdonged mofucka couldn't stretch a McDonald's straw with that piece.

by The Silent Dildographer June 15, 2016

saindon

A last name that has a very weird nickname "Saindon". A very, very, very funny person 😄

Hey Saindon!
Strange, funny, creative, weirdo

by Saindon October 17, 2019