Slenderman

-A Motherfu*king tall-man that goes to every fu*king creepypasta.

-A Motherfu*ker who ruined the google playstore.

Danny : What are you read
Rob : Creepypasta
Danny : Is that Slenderman
Rob : Fuck off!

by starnaq January 21, 2017

roblox slender

little fukin emo boys who think their cool with 5.0 chicks that probaly watch anime and jack off to their roblox gf while thinking thier like 6,0 tall

DUMB FUKIN ROBLOX SLENDER

by harlodhutchins March 12, 2021

Slender

Horny 12 y/o boys who get boners from looking at emo lego girls with deformed faces.

Lala82372: Why are you so tall?

xXHerSlenderXx: *angered* GRRRRRR MIC UP MIC UP MIC UP MIC UP

Lala82372: Why-?

xXHerSlenderXx: WHA U SCARED MIC UP MIC UPPPPPPP

Lala82372: Um ok.

*they mic up*

*squeaky voiced slender whos clearly white*: WHY U INSULT ME *says n slur* YAH ME AND MA HOMIEZ FINNA BEAT U UP *unaudible words*

Lala: Bruh stfu ur like 12 *wins online fight easily bc this is a weak kid*

*Slender leaves call with a crap excuse*

by dookiepoopie August 15, 2020

Eat Ass, Smoke Grass and Sled Fast

1) The chant of the infamous "Sled Gang", this phrase is frequently used before severely injuring oneself, and ultimately ending up as an unforgettable meme that will forever float around the internet.

2) A phrase used by autistic teenage gypsy's who have given up on life and come to terms with the fact that they will never amount to anything. A clear indicator of a degenerative Disease

1) Dan the Meme Man: "Hey it's Dan the Meme Man. You know, you only live once, so Eat Ass, Smoke Grass and Sled Fast.
Mall Security: " If you go down this escalator, I will call the police on you"
Dan the Meme Man: *Sleds down the escalator anyway, not giving a single fuck*
Fellow Sled Gang Member: "Dan go run!!! Sled Gang! Sled Gang! Sled Gang!"

2) John: "Hey Michael, I heard you were the only one in our grade who didn't get into college. I'm sorry bro."
Michael: "It's alright bruh, I'm just gonna Eat Ass, Smoke Grass and Sled Fast."
John: "Oh no, it's retarded."

by Tangi Boi December 5, 2017

serdar

A very intelligent person but usually to fucking lazy to do shit.

He would be the new Einstein if he wasn't such a Serdar

by WOwnoshit September 16, 2017

Sped sled

The small bus used to transport mentally and physically handicapped children to school. See also sped speeder, short bus, tart cart.

I knew Cody's brother was retarded when I saw him getting out of the sped sled.

by Dorothy June 8, 2005

bonzai sledding

The act of backcountry sledding, during winter, in the woods, usually off trail, and often in the woods, where broken bones are common.

"Man I just went bonzai sledding with a bunch of suocers and I think I bruised my tail bone, and my pants grew a new bogina!"

"That's cool... you need a beer?"

"Yeah. Thanks."

by Alpha_Tom November 12, 2008