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sleptexting

After clubbing all weekend, I found myself sleptexting everyone I know with gibberish and not remembering it.
by editorjeff July 8, 2010
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Sleeping Commando

by Schw4rtz July 30, 2012
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sleeping on me

Philemon was sleeping on me and my ability to get girls
by Bigcoco44 July 11, 2016
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Schrödinger’s sleeping child

The mother does not know whether or not her child is playing DS under the covers or sleeping, and until she lifts the covers, the child will be in a state of simultaneously playing DS and being asleep.
There goes my son, ever Schrödinger’s sleeping child, can never tell if he's sleeping or playing on that damned game boy I bought him.
by Doctor_Sex May 10, 2022
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Sleeping Dictionary

A "sleeping dictionary" is a term used to describe a person who gains a "new language (L2)" and culture by being in a romantic relationship with someone who doesn't speak your native language, L1.
See the movie "Sleeping Dictionary" 2001.

A young and naive Englishman, John Truscott , goes to the British colony of Sarawak, Borneo to try and apply his father's work to the Iban society. There he meets his boss Henry Bullard and his wife Aggie Bullard . John tries to civilize them, building schools and providing education for the Iban people. He is met with unfamiliar local customs. Selima becomes his "sleeping dictionary," who sleeps with him and teaches him the language and the habits of the locals.
by CatinTurkey April 29, 2013
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Nichan sleeping bag

When you stick both feet into a vagina and pull up until the vagina fully surrounds you in the shape of a sleeping bag
Bro #1: “I got so cold last night I went to my girlfriends house and used her as a nichan sleeping bag
Bro #2: “same bro but I used my dog instead”
by Nichan December 10, 2019
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Sleeping On Me

The act of not acknowledging someone's attractiveness. Whether physically, emotionally, or sexually.
1: bro this girl just isn't into it as much as I am. I would treat her like my queen.

2: damn bro her loss that's she missing out on this.

1: yea she's hella sleeping on me
by Tunces October 10, 2016
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