Sleepistan

A micronation that exists as a Discord server.

Sleepistan announced that it would be opening relations with the Republic of El Huazo.

by okgringo July 15, 2021

sleepstalking

The act of appearing outside an ex's home at night in pajamas, loudly proclaiming love and adoration, and, if rejected, pretending to wake up with no idea of why you are there.

Ex: "What are you doing? Go home!"
You: (Pretending to wake) "What? Oh, sorry, I must've been sleepstalking again."

by Inane Alaina October 24, 2012

Sleepstealer

Person who occupies your thoughts & causes you anxiety/worry, depriving you of sleep.

Person 1: I can’t stop thinking about X, it’s keeping me awake at night.

Person 2: sounds like we have a sleepstealer on our hands...

by Pokewhizz January 3, 2019

Sleepsitting

The act of staying up all night to wake up a friend early in the morning. This usually results in fucking up your own sleep schedule in order to help your friend.

Georgia: wow you've been going to bed at 9AM and waking up at 6PM, whats going on?
Garrett: Yea I was sleepsitting my friend since she had an exam at 8AM yesterday.

by The Izzonator November 11, 2019

sleeplistening

When you have been wearing headphones and forgot to turn the music on.

I just spent the last 2 hours at work sleeplistening. Eventually, I realized when my headphones started dying but there was nothing playing. It's one of those days.

by graduatedowl July 13, 2020

Sleepitate

When you were trying to meditate and end up falling asleep.

Instead of meditating she fell into a sleepitate..

by Moon Sisters Tribe January 25, 2021

Sleepitate

When you were trying to meditate and end up falling asleep.

Instead of meditating she fell into a sleepitate..

by Moon Sisters Tribe January 25, 2021