Slay the Dragon

To masturbate

Friend 1: how did your date go?
Friend 2: horrible. She stood me up so I went home and had to slay the dragon using my tears as lube

by Mr. JayBee June 30, 2012

slaying the dragon

to jack off, to jerk thyself.

"Dude I was at the pool and there were so many hotties, I just couldn't contain it I had to step in the locker room and slay the dragon."
"Bro, I don't want to know that stuff you slaying the dragon, ..."

by Mcdizzle fa Rizzle January 20, 2007

Slaying the Dragon

V. When one pees in each urinal and stall in a bathroom during one trip

Man, Chad is so good at slaying the dragon. I heard he's done it in every bathroom in the school.

by Gidzhead March 6, 2014

slaying the dragon

For a younger guy to get with an older girl

bro i just slayed a dragon, bro im slaying the dragon this weekend

by thatkidryan October 1, 2010

slaying the dragon

Inserting another man's penis into your dickhole.

Abe was ruined when Cheese started slaying the dragon with him.

by DestructoDick April 16, 2009

Slay some dragons

To have sex with a hideous girl with which you have no interest of ever seeing again.

Jesse, i'm desperate man, let's hit up the bar tonight and slay some dragons.

by Big Bobby B August 27, 2008

slay some dragons

To go out with the intent of picking up random fat/ugly women for quick sex.

Dude, I'm tired and horny, instead of trying to pick up hot women to get laid, we should just go out and slay some dragons!

by Kelsey D. H. October 21, 2008