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Slapshot a Beer

To drink a beer quickly and with force. Often specifically, in Canada, Midwestern States or the far Northeast.

Often after playing or during a hockey game, one will slapshot a beer. Often occurring in hockey rink parking lots.
by Theresa Menc September 15, 2012
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slapshot

a move in which semen is whipped across a womens face. a man does the girl doggy style, spits on her back so she thinks he blew his load then taps her on the shoulder, when she turns around, the semen that he has ejaculated into his hand is slapeed across her face.
Daren nailed tina with a slapshot!!! she was pissed!
by The dude January 6, 2005
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faggot snapshot

When a guy poses for the mirror and takes pictures of himself with a camera or his cellphone (typically with his cellphone). These guys normally take off their shirt and take a picture of themselves to attract higher level of queers. It is very commonly seen on myspace,facebook, and other social networking sites. Guys who faggot snapshot of themselves are known as queer baits.
I have a six pac and I want to show it off to all the ladies on my facebook. So I became shirtless and snapped some so-called "hot" pictures of myself in front of the mirror. The next day, I attracted a shitload of queers and all the girls lol'd at me.
by BenchMax345 November 30, 2011
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SoapShoes

Shoes Designed to grind on railin' ,poles, ats(All That Shit)
Originally seen in a game called
Sonic Adventure 2.With these shoes you not only look stylin' but you can stunt like Tony Hawks.
Wanksta 1:Man I passed by the mall and there was this crazy mutha fucka, grinding on the railin' wit his shoes!
Wanksta 2:You For Real?
by Nas January 12, 2004
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Indian Slapshot

The act of spitting on a woman's back while doing it doggy style to make her think you ejaculated, while simultaneously ejaculating in your hand, then tapping her on the shoulder and slapping it across her face when she turns around.
Guy1: Last night, I gave (female) an Indian Slapshot.

Guy2: Dude! How'd you get away with that?

Guy1: Well, she didn't see it coming.

Guy2: That was an awful pun...
by Quaq October 9, 2013
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swamp slapshot

When you slap your penis hard against a girls vagina who has a bad yeast infection. It sounds similar to stepping knee deep in swamp mud.
Yo that biddy is totally sloppy, you can her that swamp slapshot from a mile away.
by office12 April 22, 2010
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faggot snapshot

Any person of the male species who take a photo of themselves in an attempt to seem superior. The ultimate goal is to let others perceive them as being above the average person, but the actual outcome is one of being called a faggot and losing man points.

This includes photos where the subject is posing without a shirt on, wearing non-prescription spectacles, looking upwards to the right or left, doing the " The Thinker" pose or a combination of any previously mentioned examples. Because real men do not do things like this, as they know that they are the alpha dog.
"Dude, Josh posted another photo of himself alone in his room, pretending to be studying or something. And since when does he wear glasses? I hate it when he posts faggot snapshots"
"Holy crap, what a faggot. I really want punch his face in, but I don't hit girls."
by Nedla93 June 9, 2013
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