dildo slapjack

A giant douche that owns all the trendy gun things, like defcons, supdef, HK pistols, and lots of one off lower receivers, and drinks only Tim Hortons coffee and drives Subaru’s.

That guy is the literal definition of a Dildo Slapjack, what a douche

by Alex Krycek June 2, 2019

Bombay Slapjack

The act of defecation upon your partner's tits,then.......TITWANK!!!

"Fancy coming back to mine for a Bombay Slapjack?!?!"

by Rorymotion May 10, 2009

Madrid Slapjack

Having eaten nothing but raw meat for three days you then shit in your partners mouth. No need for a tit wank - see Bombay version - you've already ruined her.

After a weekend in Spain she knew just what she was getting - the madrid slapjack.

by Spanish Surprise May 17, 2006

Sobbing Slapjack

When you TiVo the Humane Society commercial featuring Sarah McLaughlin and play it on loop while cranking it.

"For pennies a day, you could end this shame spiral of sobbing slapjacks AND animal euthanization. PENNIES. A. DAY."

by AardvarkParade July 12, 2012

Snapjacker

n. Someone who intrudes upon, invades or disrupts - often covertly - the photograph of another. Snapjacking can be accomplished by facial expressions, hand signs or gestures, and in certain cases, handwritten signs.

See photobomber, photobombing

Nice vacation pics.

- Yeah, but some snapjacker ruined my two best ones. Fucker.

by toomuchflystyles July 14, 2011

slavjacked

a combination of "slav" and "hijacked"
When a Slavic person eavesdrops on your conversation in your native tongue in a foreign country and then chimes in, disclosing their fellow Slavicness.

A: "Gosh, I just got slavjacked in Lidl!"

B: "I cannot believe this, Slavs are everywhere."

by honeyhoop January 17, 2021

Slaptack

A sudden sensation of pain to ones nuts or vag-bone; Caused by a quick flick of the wrist.

Gary started to cry after Kent slaptacked him in his ball sack.

by Ohnoslut February 11, 2010