dildo slapjack

A giant douche that owns all the trendy gun things, like defcons, supdef, HK pistols, and lots of one off lower receivers, and drinks only Tim Hortons coffee and drives Subaru’s.

That guy is the literal definition of a Dildo Slapjack, what a douche

by Alex Krycek June 2, 2019

Bombay Slapjack

The act of defecation upon your partner's tits,then.......TITWANK!!!

"Fancy coming back to mine for a Bombay Slapjack?!?!"

by Rorymotion May 10, 2009

Madrid Slapjack

Having eaten nothing but raw meat for three days you then shit in your partners mouth. No need for a tit wank - see Bombay version - you've already ruined her.

After a weekend in Spain she knew just what she was getting - the madrid slapjack.

by Spanish Surprise May 17, 2006

Sobbing Slapjack

When you TiVo the Humane Society commercial featuring Sarah McLaughlin and play it on loop while cranking it.

"For pennies a day, you could end this shame spiral of sobbing slapjacks AND animal euthanization. PENNIES. A. DAY."

by AardvarkParade July 12, 2012

Slapjack

A slapjack is a guy who likes to frequently slap his slapstick. He's often slaphappy.

Hey slapjack quit jerking off and get back to work!

by Tom Dumb February 10, 2024

slapjack

1. Complete waste of space.
2. One who lacks intelligence.
3. An urban red-neck.

Good golly Billy-Bob you is one hellava slapjack.

by "old rubber" tyre April 1, 2004