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slapdick

Noun - A gay comedy. The word is a play on "slapstick" comedy.
"Tom Cruise auditoned for Will & Grace but his talents were surprisingly not suited to slapdick comedy."
by CCH April 17, 2006
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Slapdick

This word describes a male penis that is limp or has failed to become errect. The term is derived from the South African word, slap chips, which is basically fries.
Pronunciation: sl-u-p dick
Ew it was so embaressing, we couldn't have sex cause I had a slapdick.
by Avanzylbitch January 7, 2019
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SLAPDICK

A bitch or a person whom like dick and slaps it to make it hard
Come here daddy so i can slap your dick and make it hard your my lil slapdick
by Keyun July 2, 2018
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Slapdick-Fuzzyplums

Combining the worst attributes of a slapdick and a fuzzy-plums into one gigantic fuck up.
Guy 1: "Man that slapdick Josh really threw us under the bus when he went bragging to the wives about our recent trip to Vegas."

Guy 2: "Yeah, old fuzzy-plums really hosed us this time."

Guy 3: "Slapdick-Fuzzyplums fucked up BIG!!!"
by WhiteFish February 8, 2014
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Slapdick

Slapdick, noun, often used when a person (most likely male or close to it) slaps themselves in the penis or balls
Also a game
Jim is such a slapdick
by Theslapdickguy June 15, 2018
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Slapdick

A person who is an asshole who is usually a female hoe
God Kota is suck a slapdick, she baby cry to
by Max56177 September 30, 2019
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Slapdick

Shawncon in any temperature over 90°F
"Get off me you fucking slapdick"
by Saucey Steve October 11, 2019
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