Slapstick

Definition:
To masturbate in ones own hand and jap- slap your friend (vito) across the face and run like hell.

Background: South Jersey.

Vito had a hard time dealing with another mans cum on his face after getting slapsticked.

by Mr.yukyuk November 17, 2004

clampstick

The proper form of chop sticks because of the simple fact that chopsticks do not chop. They, amazingly enough, clamp onto food.

I use clampsticks to eat my Chinese food.

by Mrrple April 2, 2007

SlapStick

Someone who thinks he/ or she is funny, and crack themselves up over their own lame jokes, therefore making us laugh at them anyway

Our orofessor Dr. Allen

by SLAPSTICK April 1, 2003

Slapstick Model

A Slapstick Model are actors or performers in some form of media e.g. television, theater etc, who only get involved with slapstick violence in the show or event.

Person A - "Are you seeing the show tonight, bro?"
Person B - "Yeah totally. I heard that Frank is the Slapstick Model! It will be hilarious."

by Nobski June 1, 2015

Tallapoosa Slapstick

When you bang a chick with a fake leg (doggie style), You put a hockey puck in her mouth, rip off her fake leg, and proceed to hit her in the back of the head with it right as you "finish".

"I'm gonna Tallapoosa Slapstick the shit outa that crippled chick!"

by The Mayor of Tallapoosa February 2, 2013

Nappy Slamstick

when you screw someone up the butt so hard it goes into their lower intestine

I think i ruptured my lower intestine, i took a nappy slamstick last night

by david clark/justin freyer June 4, 2008

Slapstick

A very dark style of comedy that is wasted on Millions of people from all Countries that offer entertainement Mostly america And japan. It is often refered to as Slapstick Violence,Slaptick Comedy Or Slapstick Humor. Slapstick Violence is basically comedy over people getting Punched,Kicked or even Killed.Often we see Slapstick Violence on Tv Shows On adult Swim And Fox, Alot of Movies And Alot of Anime!...

Go to youtube.com, failblog.org Or Watch Robot chicken And you will see what i mean! (Those have alot of slapstick violence)

by lepenishead September 27, 2009