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A very beautiful girl. Sexy. Amazing. Breathtaking. Hot. The most beautiful girl on this earth. Un comparable. She is a true Beauty. Sagal is Beautiful.
A very beautiful girl. Sexy. Amazing. Breathtaking. Hot. The most beautiful girl on this earth. Un comparable. She is a true Beauty. Sagal is Beautiful.
Wow She is a Sagal
by bluberry bl December 20, 2008
Get the Sagal mug.Originates from Steven Seagal. When you seagal someone you bust them up or kill them in the vain of Steven Seagal.
by Dan October 15, 2004
Get the seagal mug.A very powerful man, one so powerful he beats his three wives for fun. Has hair the likes one has never seen; it resembles matted down beaver hair that never moves, even when fighting on top of a train or running around in the Alaskan wilderness. Currently weighing in at a cool 400 pounds, he doesn't have to actually fight anymore, just wave his hands and all have broken necks or arms. He dresses to kill in all black, which does not hide his bulky ass. No acting skills are required; all that is needed is to have a dick in your throat and be able to mumble "Mission Accomplished". In order to kill like Seagal, you must be able to slide for 20 minutes without a running start and shoot your enemies at the same time, even on the flatest of surfaces. (No reloading is required, your ammo is endless).
Every movie is made with his character having the name "John", "Jack", or "Casey". In order to write a plot for a Seagal movie, all you must do is have him a) be a cop, b) a mercenary or c) an ex-serviceman. Then Seagal must either save a sub, a town, a nuclear warhead, the environment, or all of the above. He must do battle with Columbian druglords, terrorists, or environmental evildoers. Then Seagal ultimately saves the day, and ends the movie with a snazzy one-liner. While the credits are rolling, you could have him strumming one of his guitars, and singing a jaunty little number.
Every movie is made with his character having the name "John", "Jack", or "Casey". In order to write a plot for a Seagal movie, all you must do is have him a) be a cop, b) a mercenary or c) an ex-serviceman. Then Seagal must either save a sub, a town, a nuclear warhead, the environment, or all of the above. He must do battle with Columbian druglords, terrorists, or environmental evildoers. Then Seagal ultimately saves the day, and ends the movie with a snazzy one-liner. While the credits are rolling, you could have him strumming one of his guitars, and singing a jaunty little number.
I totally Steven Seagalled that guy; Mission Accomplished.
I am Steven Seagal...someone has to take out the garbage.
I tried it with my girlfriend, she said "mission accomplished, all the way in".
I am Steven Seagal...someone has to take out the garbage.
I tried it with my girlfriend, she said "mission accomplished, all the way in".
by Mandy Broad September 22, 2007
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Person 2: My boyfriend broke up with me just to watch!
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Person 2: My boyfriend broke up with me just to watch!
Person 1: What a Slagasaurous Rex!
by random people that love you January 3, 2011
Get the Slagasaurous Rex mug.1. The direct way to say "love and peace" 2. Short for "Slamal-lamal" , The offical language of Normand
Slamal-lama to you sir
by normand fournier October 26, 2007
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