Sackward-facing manservant

1. Someone who is filthy/unclean and is owned by a fellow person of the same sex, inwhich he has to there bidding unquestionably.

2. A general insult to people with no friends, impliying they take it up the chuffer.

Also 'Manservant' is not to be confused with 'Manslag', as a manservant has no sex with the opposite sex.

"Leon is a right Sackward-facing manservant ."

"Yeah he loves it up the shitter!"

by jakeBow56 February 7, 2009

slacktard

A contraction of "slacker/slacking" and "retard". See also fucktard. Someone who is both lazy and mentally challenged.

My husband's slacktard friend is on our couch for the third straight day trying to beat Halo instead of going to his job.

by saska April 3, 2005

blackware

software that makes it impossible for anyone with black skin to use the electronic device it is installed on

Yo nigga I can't turn on dis TV. Dey musta installed dat blackware.

by Lord Trilling of Weathersby March 18, 2009

suckware

Software that sucks. Used to express a negative opinion regarding a piece of software's usefulness, cost, interface, functionality, integrity, etc. Spyware, adware, nagware, and bloatware are all more specific forms of suckware.

I got a new PC the other day, but I had to reformat because it came loaded with suckware.

I can't believe I paid a corporation for suckware when I could have gotten better software for free!

The new version is suckware compared to the old one.

by RasterBrigsby March 26, 2011

slackademic

slackademic - someone who has continuously gone to college since graduating high school, is over 24 and still has not received a bachelors degree.

"i'm afraid if i go to junior college after high school i will turn into a slackademic"

by pedro calhoun January 12, 2004

slackward

neither forward nor backward, demanding as little effort as humanely possible

I am moving slackward today, doing as little as I can just to get by.

by slackmasterfive May 2, 2010

slackage

The degree to which someone is slacking.

At my current rate of slackage, I'll eventually drop out of college in about two years and become a homeless bum after being disowned by my parents. I'll live in a cardboard box in the Yukon territory, then get mauled to death in the wilderness, as punishment for my slacking off.

by someone took my name =| May 6, 2006