Skype

An internet form of a telephone, which is cool in theory. But it is actually filled with men who speak horrible English and ask for naked pictures and want to have phone sex.

"Aloe eez yoo an lesbain? yoo eez on they skype!"

"No, I'm not a lesbian. Please stop calling me, there are children in the room."

by Sanitized July 29, 2008

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Where you can talk to anyone unless you change the settings.💓

SKYPE IS EVOLUTION.

by VictoriaCrown1 March 10, 2018

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When you´re telling or being told a story via facebook chat or other non-verbal instances and you realize the story needs to be told "live" in order to reach its full potential.

Tom: So today this totally awesome thing happened, I was walking along the street and suddenly, out of nowhere... Shit, I can´t explain it on chat. I need to skype it!

Julie: I really want to hear all about your first week at college! ur txt was so bland!
Catherine: It was AWESOME, CRAZY shit happened, we went to INSANE parties and stuff
Julie: ....I think you need to skype it.

by Skypechick January 28, 2011

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A sexual innuendo or synonym for sexual relations.

Dude, I skyped her all night long!

by WolfpackRHIT September 20, 2010

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When you get a fuckin hawt ass bitch in your room then you fucking skype dat shit to your homies and then they all JO to dat shit

Example:

SwanConery: Yo kwalk get your ass on skype now, ducknorris about to hit dis bitches meat curtains

Kwalk: oh yeah dat bitch is gettin skyped fo show

by ducknorris January 25, 2010

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