Skunch

1. A type of canned food popularized by Mission Hill.
2. Junk, bullshit
3. Replacement for the word "bunk"

1. This skunch was on sale at the 99 cent store. It tastes horrible.
2. Quit talkin skunch.
3. That pot was skunch.

by bizdorph October 14, 2003

Sturch

Essex based slut or whore

She's a bit of a Sturch

by Leaven November 22, 2004

snurch

To steal or swipe an available item. Usually used in a joking manner.

That is so cool! I'm snurching it, if you don't mind.

by Snerkist February 22, 2005

Spurchase

Spur of the moment purchase - an impulse buy often without thought or planning.

A 'spurchase' may lead to buyers remorse, and depending on what you spurchased, it may lead to ridicule, embarrassment and a trip back to the store for a refund.

Dude, I just spurchased a new camera!

by makrin April 4, 2010

skunchkin

Skank + munchkin.

A female of diminutive height, inappropriate dress and small intellectual capacity.

Tattoos, piercings, unnaturally bleached blonde hair and far too much makeup are all common features.

Skunchkins may enjoy getting drunk, music festivals, squealing, posting inordinate amounts of photos on Facebook, fashion trends, high heels to disguise their literal and figurative insignificance, and generally being annoying and vapid.

She has a tramp stamp? Well duh, she's a skunchkin.

by lnkt May 21, 2011

sturchase

1. a stoned purchase.
2. a purchase made while under the influence of marijuana.

Dude, that $8000 Persian rug I bought in China was such a sturchase!

by Rach Rocka July 21, 2012

Skerch

To juke the popo usually as in to burn out on em when they’re about to attempt to put cuffs on one. Usually that little period is all you got when reaching for gloves or cuffs, you can attempt to skerch out...

Got yanked by the po niners in North Carolina for something I may or may not have done, so I had to skerch on em especially cause I had a warrant and would be Hitt Romney no matter what...

by 2Buk March 29, 2021