Scrouch

Another name for a woman's "lady parts".

Phil: Hey dude. How'd you get on at that party last night?

Shane: Pretty good man. I was balls-deep in scrouch by 10pm.

Phil: Nice

by Phibbles July 29, 2011

Skouch

To Skouch;

The unfortunate act of when a gentlemen takes a seat but accidently sits on his own testicles.

"Oh my god!!! I have just skouched myself!!!!!!!!"

by Louis Alexander May 9, 2008

scrouched

crouched and scrunched

the football players are scrouched down.

by beishole July 18, 2019

Scrouching

When a dog cowars.

You scared the dog and now he is scrouching.

by ShadowKC913 November 13, 2011

Scrouch

A combination of crouching and being scrunched at the same time.

I had to scrouch to get to the back of the bottom shelf.

by Pineapplejuice5 September 30, 2018

Skruchy

Noun or verb
Person who thinks she is walking around, with a gold mine but its really a blowed out volcano.

Wow I never seen a pussy look like that. What

a Skruchy looking pussy.

by DK918 December 29, 2021

scrouch

a "sex couch" that seems to possess special powers that leads to the couple sitting or sleeping on the couch to engage in sexual activities. generally the scrouch is activated from, but not limited to, excess alcohol consumption.

Bob: You will never believe this, but Jack got laid at the party last night!
Sally: What?! Jack is too ugly to fuck.
Bob: Usually, but somehow he got a woman on the scrouch.
Sally: Just thinking about the scrouch is making my vaginey wet.

by Haywood Jablome? February 18, 2011