Skooma

Slang term for the word meth.

Yager, bejorn, stagdancer, and lando having alot of fun cooking up the skooma for the emperors.

by Chefwolfie March 12, 2021

skoomadiving

Verb

The act of retrieving the skooma from your anal cavity after shoving it up there so customs wouldn't find it.

"Alright, I'm finally through customs. Now I just need to go skoomadiving so I can sell it to some Argonians."

by XxRedxX March 14, 2023

smoojala

Describes anything that is orange and white in color.
This can include anything that is animal, vegetable, mineral, etc. that can be described in either a distinct orange and white colors, or that are a mixture of the two colors.

I love smoojala smoothies because they taste like creamsicles. Where can I find a smoojala cat with six toes?

by Donna Su July 13, 2006

Skooba

A person with an enflamed and itchy prostate, surrounded by anal leakage and major swelling.

Mike you are such a fucking skooba molester.
JESUS what the fuck happened to your face it looks like my moms skooba.

by Dog Raper February 20, 2005

Skooma

1.) (Noun) Refined Moon-Sugar taken from the Elder Scrolls universe. Shown in Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind and referenced again in Elder Scrolls 4.

2.) A very beautiful above average looking girl/woman. Typically with a nice ass and wearing tight clothing.

1.) "You wouldn't happen to have any Skooma?"

2.) Guy 01: "Wow now that was Skooma!"
Guy 02: "Yeah that's some REFINED Moon-Sugar!"

by Brisky86 August 5, 2008

skooj

A contemptable individual. (i.e. someone you don't like). Suburban slang.

"My teacher's a skooj! He always keeps us in!"
"Indeed."

by Alex Quantashassle July 5, 2005

Skoona

Skoona is another phrase for cannabis

“Wow that skoona proper battered my head in

by Seskuskoonanizp123 November 26, 2019