Skinner

to skinner: the act of skinnering. To have sexual relations with one awesome assistant director of the FBI. Said Assistant Director must live up to the qualities of A.D. Walter Skinner (portrayed by Mitch Pilegg) from the X-Files. Also to make make the aforementioned actor, Assistant Director of your heart.

If one of your friends scores with an awesome A.D. you might say, "Dude, you totally skinnered that Fed!"

Also: "Get your skinner on!"

by Deap Throat September 15, 2008

Skinner

To take, to steal. To cheapen something. To act in the cheapest way.

"I skinnered all the stuff from the hotel bathroom!"
"They said no refills but I skinnered one anyway!"

" dude! I went to the China Buffet and filled my tote bag!"

" i plan on skinnering the toilet paper from a public restroom"
"Hey, did u skinner anything in your hotel room?"
" Hey Charles! Look at that skinner over there!"

" Finese sounds gay, skinner is the new thing"

" my dog skinnered an ice cream cone from a little kid"
"I just skinnered a TV off the sidewalk "
"I just skinnered some tasty rabbits from my backyard "

by Sir Barks Alot September 3, 2017

Skinner

A Skinner Is a Redneck, Creeper, Very Strange Person. Dont get me wrong. Skinners come many different ways. But your best bet is the mossy oak cut off tee with the bud light cap. Skinners are more than likely white trash.

Dude lets get the fuck outta here.. Shit load of skinners in this bitch..

hey is it cool if steve comes over?..dude hell no..he scares me his dads a hella skinner..

(as a verb)..dude timmy..forreal..stop..your skinnin hard

by s-turna11 June 22, 2009

Skinner

Somebody who tries to copy the characters from skins, in the way of parties dress sense and personality. Somebody who tries to throw skins parties, is considered a skinner, and is stuck in the year 2007

The party that skinner threw last night was sick

by Alex Stokes, & Jack Beardsmore January 14, 2008

Skinner

A person that complains about or insults anything and everything and attempt to make the lives of others meaningless and unfulfilling.

Bob: "I like rainbows."

Skinner: "You are a fat, useless, internet-abusing virgin. Your opinion is wrong. HUD."

by Mr Mean Jeans June 19, 2010

The Skinner

While in missionary possition; Using one's pubic region to apply pressure upon the clitoris, while slowly rolling one's hips.

Brad can't get rid of Emily since he used The Skinner on her.

by Dr. Skinner April 19, 2010

Skinnering

The action of a finger poking through toilet paper once wet during the wiping process and emerging covered in poo.

Dude, I've totally got pink eye after skinnering and rubbing my eye before I realized.

by Zombleton Smith December 21, 2016