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skydiving

A suicide-like activity in which a person jumps out of a skyborne plane and releases a parachute in hopes that it will reduce his rate of descent below a bone-crushing threshold before he makes contact with the earth.
Skydiving?? What do you think, I'm fucking crazy??
by Phlagellum September 22, 2003
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Skydiving Instajizz

Where a man jumps from an airplane with no parachute, masturbating during his decent until he lands with his erect penis inside a hot chick's vagina. They both die, then the man jizzes inside her snatch.
The last thing I want to do before I die is do a Skydiving Instajizz.
by harrison ford July 30, 2014
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Indoor Skydiving

The coward's version of skydiving. It's simply a vertical air tunnel which gives you a pseudo-free-fall experience.
I was too much of a bitch to actually go skydiving. So I went Indoor Skydiving instead.
by HALO Jumper December 5, 2011
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Skydiving Dingo

The epitome of everything random and senseless...

Quoted several times by Scam School and other famous websites/youtubers
"Our next show will make less sense than a skydiving dingo!"

{"go where there no?"
"skydiving dingos?"}
by fried Phisher November 20, 2010
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Afghan Skydiving

When you go down hard and fast on someone from Kabul, often leaving a mess.
Wow that was some intense Afghan Skydiving! They really left a mark.
by Feelsbadmanrealbad August 16, 2021
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Skydiving

the art of masturbating of hands and just rubbing on anything you can find. while swinging your arms and legs up as if you were free falling.
ah shit my parents caught me skydiving.

Ive been skydiving since I was a baby
by Ropez October 4, 2011
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Tampa Skydiving

A sex position done inside of a plane, or some vehicle which attains a high altitude (10,000+ feet). After the male ejaculates, he tosses his partner outside of the vehicle, letting them drop down.

A fun game to do with this is to ejaculate outside of the window, and try to figure out which hit the ground first.
The airplane school had a sign saying "No Tampa Skydiving without a parachute".
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