skewering the beaver

to bang some chick, shag her rotten, you get the idea

Chandra got some sorority chick drunk and wound up skewering the beaver.

by CW Lang June 23, 2005

Skewered Ox

Sexual position in which two guys kneeling, facing each other, girl between them: one cock in mouth, and the other in the vag. The trick is, that the girl must be curled up in fetal position, and the two guys must hold her whole weight by the sheer force of their erected penis.

For added difficulty - set a campfire under the bitch, and turn her around slowly, as a skewered ox on a barbecue party.

Dude, Jim and I hooked up with that drunk girl last night and ran the skewered ox on her.

by achaholic December 6, 2011

skewer dick

where a dude with a massive penis sticks he dick and shoves it through the ass and it comes out the pussy and continues for multiple people the dick is the scewer and the person the meat

for the memes

wow ryder where you in a skewer dick

by D HD fhhffdrg May 19, 2019

Sewer skewer

When you put poo all over your penis , and someone eats it off in the fashion of eating a skewer.

Who's hungry ? It's not a BBQ but I'm serving sewer skewers!

by Steriks187 August 3, 2017

skewered spider monkey

A woman who has suffered vaginal tearing through sexual intercourse. This can also occur to gay men with torn sphincters.

Dude, I accidently made her a skewered spider monkey last night. It was worth it though

by adfsafewqg February 19, 2008

Rusty Skewer

When you hold a dildo in your mouth and place the end in a man's ass pushing it in and out. While he jacks in sync with the dildo penetration so it looks like the dildo is going straight through him with his jerk off motion.

Man I got Tim off so hard last night. We did the double d for an interesting session of the old Rusty skewer.

by Dank devil dick September 12, 2017

beefy skewer

a thick veiny cock that sticks straight up horizontally when hard

"my mouth watered at his beefy skewer"

by seekk July 11, 2025