Skip to main content

moot skimmer

An extremely short skirt. Sometimes called, skimming the moot.
That skirt's so short, it's a moot skimmer!
moot skimmer by Godlesswanderer February 21, 2005
Related Words

stemmered 

Pissed as fuck, nothing more, nothing less
Last night I was fuckin stemmered.

Andy was stemmered after he necked those chasers.
stemmered by Gavski (Gav W) November 30, 2006
One who is recently unshaven - possibly destitute and/or homeless - with the bristles of a beard being referred to as "stems". Colloquially common to the Atlantic maritime region of Canada.
Jeez Frankie, will ya shave? Ya look like an old stemmer!
Stemmer by Weenis isn't September 20, 2018

Bar Skimmer 

A trashy rapper who has to repeat himself or steal his own lines to fill up his rap verses. Example: Mike Jones.
Man, that nigga be a bar skimmer. He repeated himself 8 times!
Bar Skimmer by Eric Wawizzle April 1, 2007

tard skimmer 

1. Someone who picks up ugly, fat or just really stupid people at a club, 'cause anything more would be a strike out.

2. Someone in their twenties who dates teeny-boppers, 'cause everyone around their own age knows they're a jack-off.

3. One who gets by in life by taking what life gives them and putting forth little effort to do any better. Effectively skimming from life the shit that floats to the surface.
1. Dude, check out that ass-clown gino at the bar with all the orcas! What a disgraceful tard skimmer.

2. How old is Warren? 24? How old's his girl? 15? Brutal. What a tard skimmer!

3. What a lazy prick Dave is. Dude's 28 and still gets allowance. Fucking tard skimmer.
tard skimmer by Callum Mako April 10, 2004
skeemer is pretty much like the typical playa playa.

they skeem, always thinking the grass is greener on the other side, so even if they have a girlfriend/boyfrend or if they're talking to they, still looking and tryna get with other peoplee.
" Angelo is sucha skeemer ! " anne said.
" but hes my boyfriend ? " she said.
" well look @ him over there w/ that other girl! "
Skeemer by olivia<3 March 26, 2008