Skeeter 

(Noun) - A person of Caucasian descent who acts in a hillbilly type manner. Also see Redneck, Honkey, and Cracker. Skeeters enjoy loud rock music, cold beer and bonfires. Skeeters can be found in trailer parks and Walmarts. Skeeters are usually not people to be messed with as drunken bare knuckle brawling is nothing new to a skeeter.

Guy 1: "Maaaan, I got beat down at that party in the trailer park last night"

Guy 2: "I told you not to fuck with them Skeeters"

Skeeter by idontknowmuch August 2, 2016

Skeeter 

The name of your pet goldfish in 1990.

I gave Skeeter a proper burial in the snow instead of flushing him down the toilet when he died.

Skeeter by JoSparks November 24, 2017

skeeter 

that stupid insect that gives you a mosquito bite
Also can be used as a roast

wtf there are too many skeeters out here
You're a skeeter go commit neck rope

skeeter by conchcrowHQ May 1, 2019

Skeeter 

A girl who is involved in actions that would constitute calling her a bitch, whore, skank, slut or any other variations of words that means she sleeps around and will fuck anything that walks.

"Yo you wanna get some pussy tonight?"
"Hell yeah bro."
"Okay man, i'll call up the skeeters"

Skeeter by B Wil March 23, 2010

skeeter 

The penis.
Because it shoots skeet.

I got a big skeeter.

skeeter by Deep Blue 2012 August 5, 2009

skeeter 

A marijuana filled cigarette, or joint, usually rather small in size as to satisfy only one persons needs.

I rolled a skeeter before going out because no one else wanted to smoke.

skeeter by tahanks April 14, 2008

Skeeter 

One who skeets alot. One who, when sleeping in his rack at night not knowing that the porn hes watching on his computers makes it light in his rack thus showing everyone that happens to be looking at him jacking off or "shadowboxing" through the very thin curtains. he does not even know that everyone can see him through the curtains...that is until all of his shipmates give him shit the next day for it.

Ostermann-"Hey skeeter...we saw u jacking off through the curtains last night."

Norton-"WHAT! how the hell could you see me through the curtains?!"

Ostermann-"Those curtains are really thin, so thats how we could see you skeeting. Dude were soo calling you skeeter from now on. skeet skeet skeet!"

Skeeter by Norton1987 June 14, 2008