skankopotomous

a REALLLY slutty girl that will rip off her panties at the sight of a man. usually characterized by herpes, gonorrhea, AIDS, or hepatitis. also often fat and/or husky

DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH A SKANKOPOTOMOUS!!!! YOU WILL PROBABLY DIE!!

dude i shouldn't have fucked that skankopotomous, i have herpes, gonorrhea, AIDS, and hepatitis now. FML!!!

by ovarymule June 14, 2009

skankopotumous

a fat whore.

guy 1: so I hear that chick over there will fuck anything that comes her way. You should look into that.
guy 2: hell no, man! she's a fuckin skankopotumous! she'd bust my matress!

by hollyshitimhigh March 18, 2009

Skankopotamus

A nasty skank who needs absolute attention, and tries to fuck everyone.

That girl Brandi is such a disgusting skankopotamus, she hates me because I won't fuck her nasty ass.

by Nutsinabag March 10, 2016

skankapotomus

someone who dresses and acts skank like.
used to joke or crack on someone male or female.

Girl 1- im gunna wear this tube top red thong and skirt that shows halfmy ass when ii bend over. so guys knoee they can get it..

Girl 2- your such a skankapotomus

by whit_weezyy September 20, 2009

shankapotamus

1) Kill Joy
2) Buzz Kill
3) Some one who ruins the moment.

Example: When you're at a movie and someones phone rings, when they answer it and start talking to whoever called like it's no big deal, that's a shankapotamus.

by TheRealShankapotamus December 10, 2009

Shankapotamus

When playing Call of Duty and you get owned and don't know where it came from, then see it was a knife kill and everyone is laughing at you

J-man: *gets knifed*
NN: Jajajajaja. Dude you just got shankapotamus'd.
J-man: Wow... i feel like an idiot.

by VIT0 June 14, 2009

Shankapotamus

A term used by soccer players that pertains to the moment when a player goes to be a show off, thinking they are going to take an amazing kick but turns out shanking the ball. Shanking is kicking the ball way over the goal or way out of the field in general. hence.. A terrible shot.

example 1. That was quite a shankapotamus of a kick, it went way past the goal!

example 2. HOLY SHANKAPOTAMUS!! (as the ball goes flying a mile over the goal.)

by IfSheCouldOnlyKickABall November 13, 2011