dong sizer

An apparatus for measuring the size of one's dong. Actually, a repurposed pasta measurer. Available at finer beverage establishments in the La Crosse area.

Nason: I bet that guy has a tiny dong.

Steve: if only we had a dong sizer to be sure.

by Chester Pern July 2, 2011

sizerp

Sizerp is cough syrup and vodka mixed togther. YUMMY YUMMY

Robotussin and Skyy Blu, Tylonal and Chrystal, Motrin and Brewsky, etc.

by pseudonym June 19, 2005

sizer

A person that looks at other peoples genitals to compare with their own or others

Dude, why do you keep staring at my dick? Your suck a sizer!

by jigjuggla May 25, 2015

Prick-Sizer

The one tooth in a womans mouth that tends to drag on a mans penis.

Hey ho, you got some foreskin on your prick-sizer.

by daytripa May 1, 2003

sixerseven

six or seven into one word

when i was sixerseven years old...

by Andrew Vasilakes February 5, 2006

Bitch Siders

Usually fake tanned, blonde hair bimbos that dont know what the hell they are talking about. They normally come with a brain the size of a snail and the stupidity the size of an elephant.

If you see a tan, (fake tan) blonde bimbo.. BEWARE! Bitch Siders well strike you with their stupidity.

by rachieeetoe October 14, 2008

Sizzers

What one may call a mildy retarded or severely stupid moron. Especially one specifically named Gregory Sevastianos.

Wow you are so god damn sizzers.

by I Own You April 14, 2004