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Joe Sixpack

Your average American. Used by excessively by Sarah Palin during the vice presidential debate.
Sarah Palin: that normal Joe SixPack American is finally represented in the position of vice presidency...
by suzanness January 16, 2009
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A.J Sixpack

A.J. Sixpack, or Average Joe Sixpack, is a generalization put on the largest economic demographic in a particular culture. Often characterized as "trailer trash", "overweight" or "low income" in imagery.
A.J. Sixpack doesn't give a shit about the election, he just wants his reality TV and Hungry Man dinners, served up on a copy of Playboy.
by Scott King August 30, 2004
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Joe Sixpack

An outdated representation of the average American male. In the 21st century, the average American man is more likely to drink lattes, play a musical instrument, and listen to indie rock than slobber around with a beer belly. However, people keep using the term since they want to feel above average and so use a below average example to represent what's average.
Hey, let's hang at Starbucks and listen to Green Day while laughing at Joe Sixpack who walks around with a beer belly, drinking Miller Genuine Draft and listening to Guns N Roses.
(The irony being that Green Day and Starbucks are far more popular and mainstream in the 21st century than Guns N Roses and Miller beer).
by Always Madness December 1, 2010
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joe sixpack

the dumb, alcoholic,and undecuated majority of people that live in alaska along with the methheads and polarbears.
some urban legends say that they live far past alaska and a far as maine. sarah palin is a jill sixpack and a maverick.
sarah palin- im standing for all the joe sixpacks and hockey moms (lie)

joe biden- wow you really are as dumb as they say.
by DaNiMaL!!! January 17, 2009
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polish sixpack

whilest fingering a girl, take your middle finger and stick it in her ass. Now, squeeze your pointer and middle fingers together and then pull. (similar to the motion of picking up a sixpack of beer.
while i was finger-blasting Mary i got a finger in her ass and gave her a polish sixpack
by LiCiOuS March 10, 2003
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Joel Sixpack

Unlike Joe Sixpack- "Average American moron... drinking beer, watching baseball and CNN...". Joel Sixpack is a hardworking, active, ladies man.
T: I wish I had abbs of steal like that Joel Sixpack.
E: Well if you actually worked for it, maybe you would stand a chance. But thats unlikely...
by its me e April 27, 2009
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secret sixpack

A guy who has the potential of having a sixpack.You aren't sure whether he works out,but he has attributes for one.

Or a guy who doesn't seem like the type to work out and doesn't show off the fact he has a sixpack.Only few people know that he has one.
Girl 1:I wonder what Joe does after school.
Girl 2:Maybe he goes to the gym.
Girl 1:Hmmm,do you think he has a secret sixpack?
Girl 2:He looks like the type of guy who would.
by LJRyder February 2, 2013
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