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Sith Job

When a sexy female Sith Lord locks eyes with you from across the room and manually stimulates your genitals to the point of orgasm using only the force!
WOW... there I was... just sitting at the bar... when I looked up and saw a straight dime piece. She was staring right back at me... "our eyes locked, and in the moment I swear that we had sex" that chick must dabble in the dark arts of the force! I literally had to go to the bathroom after that "Sith job" and ditch my boxers. After I came out of the bathroom she had vanished. It's probably a good thing though, I'm pretty sure I couldn't handle a true Sith Lord between the sheets!
by Shubacabra March 13, 2011
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Sitzpinkler

In German, the phrase for someone who sits and urinates; a "Sitzpinkler", is equivalent to wimp, wuss or pussy.
"Michael wouldn't come out drinking with us -- he has to take his wife to her pedicure."
"That's 'cause he's a Sitzpinlker"
by ponytrekker August 20, 2004
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Doing a Sith

When playing a console game like battlefront or call of duty and a team mate keeps killing you on purpose, they are evil like a Sith lord, hence Doing a Sith
"That son of a bitch killed me on purpose, he's doing a sith"
by LAMFJACKER November 17, 2019
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Sitchy

Slang for a gun or firearm, usually used in new york
Pass me the sitchy imma go do a hit
by bandzman1 October 30, 2020
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sitzberger

A sexual maneuver that involves hot dog water and a pitching wedge and a hobo.
I wanted to sitzberger my wife but we could not find a hobo.
by Tskills July 9, 2010
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nip sitch

An abbreviation for "Nipple Situation". Most often used to ask how one's nipples are.
What's the nip sitch on that ho?
by Bradikus27 October 20, 2009
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Sith Lord

An Evil Bitch who entices you into giving up your very soul to join her on the Dark Side. Then after she's done with you she will take a shit inside of your still beating heart without even removing it from your chest. The Sith Lord is a heartless, soulless, empty, selfish, beast that feels NO pain. Use Caution.
Obi Tom Kenobi still bares the scars from his encounter with such a Sith Lord and will forever be changed.
by TastesLikeWookiee June 19, 2011
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