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Canadian Switchblade

An empty beer bottle, broken and used as a knife in a fight.
This hoser was really pissin me off so I smashed my beer bottle and stabbed him with the ole Canadian Switchblade...
by Ewan Whatarmy March 27, 2010
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switchblade pompadour

a hairstyle with a pompadour in the front as usual, with hair buzzed short on the sides of head.
mostly worn by men of the rockabilly or psychobilly subculture.
"my switchbalde pompadour is stylin."

"all the greasers wish they had my switchblade pompadour."
by SkylerCadaver October 12, 2007
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switchblade

noun (swich-bleyd)

1. a pocketknife, the blade of which is held by a spring and can be released suddenly, as by pressing a button
2. big bob walker's ham-carving tool of choice, chosen for its convenient storage facility located deep within the pocket of his short shorts.

also called switchblade knife, switch knife
big bob: why should i use kitchen knives to cut this ham when i can show off my handy switchblade, which i have recently drawn from my disgustingly short shorts
courtney: dad youre embarassing me
big bob: you listen to me, ass cheese. im big bob walker now lookatmyswitchblade
by Big Bob Walker September 14, 2008
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switchblade

Knife blade hidden inside its handle which is deployed by pressing a switch. Only Italian stiletto style switchblades have a switch safety. Commonly used in gangs in 1950's era know commonly used by assasins.
by Anonymous October 11, 2003
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smitblade

Plasma Sword. Named this because of its almighty smiting ability. Nice lunge attack, unless you just stand around like an idiot.
That would have been a good lunge attack, but I just stood around like an idiot.
by Bob Marley December 28, 2004
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Texas Switchblade

The act of having sex with a girl with your penis folded over in half, and at climax releasing it to its full length causing your genitalia to produce a switchblade-type motion.
"Hey man, you give it to that ho last night?"
"Yeah dude I totally bent my shit in half and hit her with the texas switchblade at the last minute!"
by XcupcakeX January 22, 2009
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Switchblade

When a person has both a vagina and penis and tucks their penis is inside their vagina in order to be able to whip it out at a moments notice for pleasure
Don’t mind Luja, their switchblade is showing.
by JebBushy April 12, 2022
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