by Catzwithdonutzarecool June 11, 2018
Get the i am a single pringle ready to mingle mug.(i.e. "single and ready to mingle" so "single and ready to fingle")
tegan: "dude...i'm single and hating it"
timmy: "noo man...check out that bitch"
tegan: "hell yeah man, i'm single and ready to fingle that broad!"
timmy: "get some bro!"
tegan: "dude...i'm single and hating it"
timmy: "noo man...check out that bitch"
tegan: "hell yeah man, i'm single and ready to fingle that broad!"
timmy: "get some bro!"
by rastabro March 25, 2009
Get the single and ready to fingle mug.When a person with a job/career they hate realizes that they have wasted their life and decides to kill themself, usually by shooting themself in the head.
by Desk zombie June 8, 2017
Get the Single bullet retirement mug.when her reply to anything you said is a single emoticon. in most cases the same one again and again.
you - blah blah blah blah blahblahblah blah blah blah blahblahblah blahblah blah blah blah blah blah
your crush - :D
you know that girl i like. i'd diagnose her with single emoticon response syndrome
your crush - :D
you know that girl i like. i'd diagnose her with single emoticon response syndrome
by broken-lightbulb November 25, 2017
Get the single emoticon response syndrome mug.Translation: I am ugly, broke, and have severe personality issues that drive potential dates/mates away.
Okay, I am only kidding.... just because someone says that he/she is "single and ready to mingle" does not necessarily mean that the person is undesirable. It's just that traditionally, most truly-attractive people have lots of OTHER folks approach THEM romantically, so one has to wonder why the person has to actually inform the world that he is "available and sociable". One should go ahead and befriend said individual, but just be a bit extra-wary of "red flags".
by QuacksO December 19, 2019
Get the single and ready to mingle mug.is defined by poor people confused by the republicans propaganda to vote against their own financial interests.
A republican who lives in a single wide trailer.
A republican who lives in a single wide trailer.
by Chris Lamb Jr December 20, 2020
Get the Single Wide Republican mug.The circular imprint that develops in the skin of a wallet when a single man has carried an as-yet unused condom in it for too long.
Even after removing the contraceptive wang-sleeve (usually due to expiration rather than use), the single man's ring will usually persist for months to come. Upon close inspection, the single man's ring may occasionally be found pressed into banknotes and jeans pockets.
Even after removing the contraceptive wang-sleeve (usually due to expiration rather than use), the single man's ring will usually persist for months to come. Upon close inspection, the single man's ring may occasionally be found pressed into banknotes and jeans pockets.
Wandering the bars on Wednesday night, Pete realised the single man's ring which had developed in his wallet announced to all bartenders that he was wedded to the sadboi life.
by daltonjfk October 26, 2019
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