Dimpressive

A word for those realities that are impressingly depressing for their staggering stupidity and incredible popularity.

Jeff: "The Senator introduced the bill, fought for it, but due to election concerns and media pressure, led the charge to vote it down." Erik: "That is so fucking dimpressive."

by @dimpressive October 9, 2012

Pimpressive

Something so impressive its makes a pimp say, "Damn nigga, days cray."

Damn nigga, days pimpressive.

by splatq February 17, 2013

impressive

I'm the shittest in clan #teamxe, idle it in irc @ ETG
i just don't know what im doing
i am Danstar.

I finger asshole

by Hoodwinks July 17, 2003

Sadpressive

A feat, event, or occurrence that is impressive, yet sad.

Yesterday, I saw John throw his 4-year old brother clear across the living room. It was quite sadpressive.

by cardigan01 July 15, 2010

impressive

I Wiff and wiff and wiff all day long, i love the SMELL of my hands and feet, especiall my FEET OH BOAH GOD

CURLS both fingers up and takes a huge wiff of the crud in the finger nail and the toejam in the toes.

by Dragon aka Daniel aka Running Race February 9, 2005

Suppressive Fire

When a girl is in a bukkake and the guys continuously jizz on her face, tits, or ass.

Joanna is seriously suppressing major fire right now.
I'd love your squad to lay some suppressive fire all over me.

by RoyisGod April 23, 2015

impressive

matt + vince = mattince

XD

umm he said it *points at xe* :O

by Lindzi February 14, 2004