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Simpressive

When a person, who is a Simp, in shameless glory declares; a non-existent, remedial, or irrelevant topic as defeated, solved, or won. Also when an ego-driven, yet, low-mentality person produces real world results, that are not up to standard expectations, and declares any basic victory as unique or divine predestination.
John Paul, a rich kid with no job, proudly declares he understands the entire medical profession because he skimmed an article, his simpressive character will create plenty of mocking chatter around the country club.
by bentslightly January 4, 2022
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pimpressed

Pimpressed- adj, (1) The manner of thinking an abject or thing is fancy and impressive (2) To be sligtly more impressed then normal
(Also see pimpressive, pimpresses, pimpressing)
Ex: (1) Wow that shiny golden cup you made is awsome , im pimpressed(2) The fact that you have been to 31 concerts this month with only 28 days is
amazing , infact i'm pimpressed.
by Zach "chachi" D August 11, 2006
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Self-impressed

The state of projecting unwarranted arrogance and false superiority
It's a busy Saturday afternoon, and that self-impressed wanker just parked his oh-so-important car across two parking spaces.
by FeO2 October 11, 2012
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Simpress

A woman who presents themselves in a submissive way to please a man they like. A simpress tends to do favors and be really kind to the man she is simping to.
Hey Trevor, isn’t Rhianna being a such simpress to you? Yeah man, she is always spoiling me with stuff and won’t stop flirting with me, she’s definitely a simpress.
by BigTMoney22 May 22, 2020
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self-impressed

what everyone in the world is all the time.

everybody thinks they're the most special thing on this earth not yet discovered, so therefore they spend their self-impressed lives doing nothing but blaming others. and even when people are famous, the credit they get goes straight to their heads and then they act pretentious and self-impressed all the time, yes everybody.
you're so damn self-impressed by everything you do that i need no other reason to hate you and all that you might have been. show a little humility next time, sucker.
by danny kryski April 19, 2008
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Pimpressed

Wow that girl sure is working it, I'm pimpressed.
by Dragontear February 26, 2011
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suppressed sausage

When you nut in a girl and don’t tell her.
Last night I Was hitting it and I have her the suppressed sausage and ran.
by Lazy Bol October 7, 2019
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