Simping for sallie

When you are so sad that you simp for an online person you don't even know in real life

Person 1: I saw someone simping for Sallie on discord
Person 2: cringe

by Alveoli gas exchange November 18, 2020

Simpin

When you fall for someone you know you shouldn’t fall for And end up hurting because there is nothing you can do 😩💔

Bestie: What’s wrong bro

Me: I’m simpin over you know who

Bestie: damn bro that’s tuff

by Smooch May 18, 2019

Simping Chad

A Simping Chad is someone who has achieved the ultimate form of Simpiness and Chadliness. He now possesses both qualities and attributes of a Simp and a Chad. He is the ultimate lifeform.

Hirito A.X.E is a Simping Chad.

by Anonymous Simp April 12, 2021

simpin hard

when your simpin over that one person and can’t stop, so your listening to sad music, and just being your sad self while thinkin about your crush or that special someone...

person #1: hey, how’s it goin with ya crush
person #2: man i’m simpin hard :(

by simpin_girl July 30, 2019

Simpanzee

Just like a simp but over the top. A simpanzee will not only simp for pussy, but will also simp for their Mother. Usually a MILF.

Hamish is such a simpanzee. I seen him hook up with Felicia’s Mother.

by VACATION PLANS! February 26, 2020

Simpanzee

Is A Beta Male Is always jealous of Single Alpha Males. And wishes he could be free and liberated from that which he loathes. For he is owned and his sympathetic behaviors have Either Forever trapped him in the Perils of the Friendzone. Or he is dragged around by his significant other like a knock off Louis Voutton Suitcase.

Sadly to say My a friend You are A Simpanzee.
Word Credited By KingTin@youtube

Look at Chad Over their Getting Dragged Around By His Wife like a Simpanzee. I bet he hasn’t gotten action in atleast a few years. And I bet she is monkey branching on Instagram. He only graduated from the friendzone because of his Blue Pill White Collar Cuck Bucks.

by Lopaka R May 7, 2019

Simpin’

The guy who always make sure his girlfriends needs come before his own. He says he does it because he likes to make her happy, but everybody knows he’s just simpin...

“Has anyone heard from Caleb today?”
“Nah man he’s simpin’...”

by laZboi182 May 22, 2020