King of Simping

King of Simping
The absolute king of simping. The absolute god of simping.

A male overly catering to the exaggerated emotions of a woman.

A man saying things to a woman he does not believe but only saying them because he thinks that she wants to hear them.

"Chevrolindo is the King of Simping, he simps so much its outrageous."

by veIocity March 15, 2020

SimCity 4

A city simulator with the addictive and self destructive equivalent to heroine. The risk of leaving work, friends and family for this time consuming habbit is rather high. Has some minor problems running on Vista, but you wont care. Requires a decent amount of computer power, brain power and practice to successfully perfect a highly educated well funded city with sufficient transportation and low pollution with enough water, hospitals, fire departments and police stations to shut up those annoying advisors of yours that dont leave you alone until the problem is resolved.

Advisor: No bandage blues: simcity 4 healthcare workers walk

Mayor: shut up whore im working on it

Advisor: Big time problems hit local avenue

Mayor: well too bad theres really not much i can do

Advisor: Undercover cop unearths den of crime

Mayor: homie, im not building another police station near that airport

by vnvxvnv June 7, 2009

simpin aint pimpin

a current cardinal rule of dating. you do not treat a love interest like a significant other unless they are in fact your significant other. this keeps an individual from being emotionally invested and potentially getting hurt by someone they never actually dated.

i thought about calling him to hear about his day but you know, simpin aint pimpin

by spicybanana69 June 17, 2021

similoluwa

Yoruba meaning for I rest in God

Oluwa means God

Similoluwa praises God

by S6grddggggff June 29, 2015

Sempiternal

Eternal and Everlasting; also coincidentally the name of the latest Bring Me The Horizon album. The title comes from a line in the song, "THIS IS SEMPITERNAL, WILL WE EVER SEE THE END? THIS IS SEMPITERNAL, OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND AGAIN."

Also a common joke that it is really "sandpit turtle".....it isn't

boy: "Wow, that new BMTH album is really good!"
friend: "Yeah, I love sempiternal!"

teacher: "They saw that knowledge is eternal."
other teacher: "indeed, it is sempiternal!"

by jessica sky June 16, 2013

Simping for sallie

When you are so sad that you simp for an online person you don't even know in real life

Person 1: I saw someone simping for Sallie on discord
Person 2: cringe

by Alveoli gas exchange November 18, 2020

simpire

Used to describe a large group of simps; an empire of simps

Belle Delphine has a simpire in her following.

by DrRwWwWrRr April 29, 2021