Simpanzee

Is A Beta Male Is always jealous of Single Alpha Males. And wishes he could be free and liberated from that which he loathes. For he is owned and his sympathetic behaviors have Either Forever trapped him in the Perils of the Friendzone. Or he is dragged around by his significant other like a knock off Louis Voutton Suitcase.

Sadly to say My a friend You are A Simpanzee.
Word Credited By KingTin@youtube

Look at Chad Over their Getting Dragged Around By His Wife like a Simpanzee. I bet he hasn’t gotten action in atleast a few years. And I bet she is monkey branching on Instagram. He only graduated from the friendzone because of his Blue Pill White Collar Cuck Bucks.

by Lopaka R May 7, 2019

SimpTard

A simp who is also retarded

"You're such a simptard"- karen

by yourmom0324 May 16, 2020

simpable

An avatar/pixel/person that everyone can simp for.

Yoo, that person is pretty SIMPABLE, don’t ya think?

by guest from roblox April 20, 2021

Simpamumpapuss

Someone who is a simp, a mump as well as a pussy

I can’t believe he fisted her asshole while being sick. He’s definitely a simpamumpapuss.

by Buzzy the basic bitch January 31, 2021

Simpable

Basically someone being an simp-magnet.

Person A: I think that person is pretty hot. I think they’re simpable!

by guest from roblox April 20, 2021

simpanzee

A person who is a hardcore simp for another. They are such an extreme simp that they have descended past the level of humanity and are now an animal (hence the reference to "chimpanzee").

Did you see Bob? He's been simping over Michael for three months now and his simpery is showing no signs of stopping. He's become a real simpanzee.

by eyelidlash July 18, 2021

Simcha

(N.) The most beautiful creature that ever existed. He is god sent to earth in human form. It is impossible to look him straight in the face without fainting from his sheer beauty. His ginger is like the sun. He sheds carrots.

Who's that beautiful creature over there? Oh wait, it's Simcha!

by PTK August 20, 2012