Simpeleon

Simp in disguise. His rhetoric seems to support men at the first sight but advances female biological imperative upon examination.

– Men need to take responsibility and adopt Red Pill mindset.
– Shut up, simpeleon.

by sodamn May 26, 2020

Simpette

Simpette - A woman who raises an undeserving man up onto a pedestal and worships him

Holly - OMG Harriet is such a Simpette!
Jackie - Yeah, I know, did you see the way she was talking about Harry? Such a Simpette.

by MudderFukcer June 4, 2020

simpetus

the reason for simping

Guy 1: Yeah, my simpetus was Belle Delphine; how about you?
Guy 2: Why are you in my bed?

by bricks3958 June 23, 2020

Simpitelli

An Italian simp. A portmanteau of simp and common Italian surnames, eg Albertelli, Campitelli, Donitelli, etc.

Look at the (semi) bald, rat, dago pizza shop owner licking the floor under that hot chicks shoes for some attention, total simpitelli!

by SheevPalpatine27 March 15, 2023

Simpette

Noun, Female Simp

Malisa: I would do anything for Tod. Tods friend: bro, she's such a simpette. Tod: hi I'm Tod

by Amanwhoisfunny July 17, 2020

simete

way of saying do know you what im sayin or do you understand me-spanish for si me entiendes.

that guy went over there simete

by guy in his house on his pc March 9, 2009

Simpette

female equivalent of simp. usually a lesbian

G: lol a chick on the twitter just said she was a simp
M: that's not how it works. simps are male. 'simpette' is the correct term
G: okay imma tell her

by 2InchMicroPP December 19, 2019